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Writer's pictureJenn Darby

Regrettable Holiday Snacks

It hasn't been a good eating holiday for me this year. I've made some poor food decisions over the past week.


I expected a sweet popcorn with a liberal amount of my favorite berries. I was wrong. What I got was a bag of flavorless air popped popcorn with about a dozen crunch berries.

The dogs even refused to eat this shit.


This cereal does not taste like sugar cookies. It tastes like sugar covered cardboard. The marshmallows aren't big enough to even taste like anything. The official cereal of the North Pole sucks.


The instructions say to stir for 2-3 minutes for maximum cheesiness.

Bullshit.

The only thing bold and cheesy about this is the color.


I can't believe I even ate that much of this. I was hungry.


Sigh. Here's to a better 2022.


Love Life.

Be Art.





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