My name isn't sexy

My name isn't sexy.

My soul mate knows how to rotate an image and understands online dating is no place for children.

I assure you I am awesome.

So many flaws that I'm quite adorable.

I have kitties and I make art.

You should love me forever.

Buy me tacos and touch my butt-

(But only after I have given you consent to enter my personal space.)

No fucks given about rocking jeans and a t-shirt vs a little black dress.

My soul mate is happy it is hair washing day and I smell like bubble gum again.

The years pass and I find myself alone.

I assure you that I am awesome.

So many flaws that I am adorable.

I have kitties and I make art.

I should love me forever.

Love Life. Be Art.